i want this...now...

some things that i'm thinking while waiting for my next class to start:

1.  i love the extra time between classes. i get so much done.

2.  couple next to me, this is a dedicated building. stop caressing each other's faces like you're in the privacy of your own home. plus, you're wearing those stupid toe shoes made for frogs.

3.  i already love my classes. my lit teacher is an old gem because he uses words that i don't understand half of the time.

4.  i loveeeee seeing the new freshman's faces every year. seriously, it gives me great satisfaction in the fact that they are all looking at me like i'm the coolest person ever.

5.  tomorrow i have two classes. one at 8 in the morning (grammar...blech), and capstone (argument...yes). 

6.  i really hate some men's fashion trends right now. here's my favorite laughable one: men wearing bling jeans and look like they could be styled by the situation himself. you look flaming gay. seriously, save yourself. 

7.  my talk was excellent yesterday. i'm so proud.

8.  i'm pretty sure that the couple next to me that was caressing each other just called the obgyn with a worried look on their faces. SHOOT! i just discovered a scandal. #noweddingrings #teenpregnancy #iloveagoodscandal

9.  have you ever noticed that hipsters only talk to other hipsters? it's like it's a cult. oh wait...it is.

10.  the scroll is an idiotic newspaper. 

11.  the couple just left. dang it.